最近看到了朋友圈疯转的：[发paper怎么少走弯路？顶刊编辑手把手指点！【文字版】](https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/nsDOSWvp2Q3ieXkPc5MeSA)，挺有意思，值得讨论。欢迎文末留言讨论你的科研故事，也可以去看这个“科普”视频，蛮好玩的！

毕导在视频中提到了划水的科研大多是这四种套路：

替换性研究，别人韭菜炒鸡蛋，你大胆创新了个韭菜炒鸭蛋；

累积性研究，就在前人的基础上做了点小改进，连带着之前的成果又水了一篇，好比点了个外卖，你撒了点葱花就给客人端上来了。

简单加和性研究，把几个已经有的研究凑到一起，好比你切了个兔头放猪脑上，说这是一道创新菜，取名“劈头盖脑”；

过于精专性研究，你号称用一只每天走一百步的母鸡下的第一百枚蛋在一百度水蒸气下做的蒸鸡蛋，取名”蒸三百”。

在肿瘤研究领域尤为如此！众所周知，TCGA涵盖了绝大部分癌症，但凡有一个研究策略在某个癌症被弄出来了，马上就各个癌症批量复制，全部的癌症列表如下:

ACC - Adrenocortical carcinoma
BLCA - Bladder Urothelial Carcinoma
BRCA - Breast invasive carcinoma
CESC - Cervical and endocervical cancers
CHOL - Cholangiocarcinoma
COAD - Colon adenocarcinoma
COADREAD - Colorectal adenocarcinoma
DLBC - Diffuse Large B-cell Lymphoma
ESCA- Esophageal carcinoma
GBM - Glioblastoma multiforme
GBMLGG - GBMLGG-Glioma
HNSC - Head and Neck squamous cell carcinoma
KICH - Kidney Chromophobe
KIPAN - Pan-kidney cohort (KICH+KIRC+KIRP)
KIRC - Kidney renal clear cell carcinoma
KIRP - Kidney renal papillary cell carcinoma
LAML - Acute Myeloid Leukemia
LGG - Brain Lower Grade Glioma
LIHC - Liver hepatocellular carcinoma
LUAD - Lung adenocarcinoma
LUSC - Lung squamous cell carcinoma
MESO - Mesothelioma
OV - Ovarian serous cystadenocarcinoma
PAAD - Pancreatic adenocarcinoma
PCPG - Pheochromocytoma and Paraganglioma
PRAD - Prostate adenocarcinoma
READ - Rectum adenocarcinoma
SARC - Sarcoma
SKCM - Skin Cutaneous Melanoma
STAD - Stomach adenocarcinoma
STES - Stomach and Esophageal carcinoma
TGCT - Testicular Germ Cell Tumors
THCA - Thyroid carcinoma
THYM - Thymoma
UCEC - Uterine Corpus Endometrial Carcinoma
UCS - Uterine Carcinosarcoma
UVM - Uveal Melanoma